Cheerleading
O. Bert
modified 12-10-08
Players:  A vital part of any sporting event, they entertain the crowd in the intervals between timeouts so the cheerleaders can take a well-earned break.  ~Author Unknown

Simply because we do not run across goal lines, slam dunk basketballs, or hit home runs, doesn't mean we can't change the score.  ~Author Unknown

In any other sport, if you miss the catch all you lose is the ball.  ~Author Unknown

If cheerleading got any easier, it would be called football.  ~Author Unknown